Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Sayonara Jillian!

So far I'm undefeated with picking who is going home next. Feels pretty good to be this intuitive. Last week I was a little nervous that Jillian might be pulling ahead but luckily her skankiness tonight lost her the battle and helped me pull down another victory. Parental discretion advised...would have been a nice warning before the hot tub session. I wish they would've warned me so I could have left the room...that was awkward. That business is meant for Showtime, not ABC. Yikes. Despite the hot tub scene, Jillian lost me the moment she pulled out the hot dogs, which I'm pretty sure was the very first night so I can't say that I'm sad to see her go. In fact, I will not miss how often she says "like" and "best friend" or HOW she says "again." Bluh.

Tonight, Molly proved that she is an absolute dud when it comes to anything serious. She can have a great time til emotions start to come out and then she realizes that she has none! Their little dinner was so rough for me to watch...say something, anything! Speaking of saying something, I love how when the girls express themselves to Jason he doesn't say anything in return, just leans in for yet another kiss. Sorry Mall Ball but your turn to go is coming, just don't cry like your dad advised. Great advice Dad...looks like being a dud runs in the family. 

Continuing with the "I'm not allowed to really tell you how I feel so I'll just kiss you" side of Jason,  Melissa could barely finish telling Jason that she loved him before he smashed his face into hers. With all the other girls, he waits out the confession until he realizes he has nothing to say back, so he goes in for the kiss. I think tonight told the world how Jason really feels and who will be left standing in 2 weeks. Congratulations Melissa, you did it! And your parents could not care less. They probably won't even come to the wedding because there will be real, live people there. Just the thought makes the poor hermits cringe. 

I guess this season there is going to be an "After the Final Rose" episode where something happens that was so intense they didn't film it in front of an audience. Here's my guess...Jillian is pregnant with Jason's baby after that steamy sesh in the hot tub. Ty is going to have a brother/sister! Actually, if it's not that, I'm guessing Melissa is going to dump Jason on national television because of that scene with Jillian in the hot tub. I know I would. 

I was really hoping Deanna was going to make an appearance tonight. This show loves the drama and so do I. Keep it coming.

9 comments:

Kattie said...

I agree that it will be Melissa standing last. The last minute of the show was him telling them how excited he was to take them both home to meet his family and Ty but he looked at Melissa the entire time while saying it:)Poor molly. You should throw a party for the finale:)

Krista said...

Sounds to me like Jason is a dud too. This show just keeps getting worse each season. I haven't seen a show this season yet. Doesn't sound like I'm missing anything. You keep me posted though honey.

Ryan + Jess said...

LOVE the updates - if I ever miss a show, I know where to check for a great synopsis

Danny & Lindsay said...

i don't even watch the show, but your comments make me want to. I'll have to find and record it.

mickell said...

LOVE it! Pure trash on Monday night!!!! I was hoping for Deanna too that night.

jEn said...

Im laughing so hard!!! you are hilarious! you know you would have done the hot dog thing!!! you love hot dogs! and ya... that hot tub scene was grose! I felt so akward and i watched it alone!

Cameron & Ashley said...

Ok the Jason thing... TOTALLY AGREE!! It's so awkward to watch him not say anything! Even if he isn't allowed to share his feelings he could say something! It's made me like him a little less because of it, I'll be honest. He expects so much out of the girls but I never see him leading the conversation. Weirdo.

Bri said...

I just wanted to let you know that I had a full on conversation with some of the teachers at my school about The Bachelor...without ever watching a single episode. Thanks for the recaps!

Andrew and Jenna said...

Me and Andrew were talking about the kissing thing the whole time on Monday. I wish he would friggin just say something back to them. Thanks, that means a lot to me, ANYTHING! Deanna is coming back in the final episode, they told us that last week silly. And yeah, what the heck is the intense thing that couldn't be filmed? This drama is consuming my life.