Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Oh Jillian, you bug me

With the Bachelor each season comes many awkward moments and last night was no exception. Let's start with the goomba who stood silently with his head down when he first met Jillian. We all felt embarrassed for him. We all hoped he would snap out of it and say something clever, as if he was planning this. Is that a tear? I hope not. This guy, I think his name is Dave, actually ended up winning over Jillian in the end. Luckily for him, she must have a weakness for social retards. I, however, would not have given him a second chance I'm afraid. As for the guitar player, he seems nice enough to me but much too cheesy. It's awkward enough to have a boy that you know sing to you one on one, but for a complete stranger to do it your first time meeting...no thank you. I also thought it was funny that they had to use sub-titles for the English guy. Did they have to translate for Jillian too? Everyone else is inside drinking champagne or whatever and he offers to make her some old granny tea. Yummy. 

The award of the night, however, for being the dumbest contestant on the Bachelorette this season goes to the idiot with the foot fetish. "I could probably find my wife in 10 seconds just by looking at a woman's feet" or something along those lines. Within seconds of hanging out with Jillian, he had to come up with a scheme to get her shoes off so he could determine whether or not she was worth the effort. And while they were talking he was making more eye contact with her feet than her eyes. What a creepo. 

In the end, there were two guys that I liked and I'm sure that will change through the course of the show, but for now they are Kiptyn and Edward (who I think was in the group of 5). I like the break dancer too, but not for Jillian, or anyone older than 22 for that matter. 

7 comments:

Ashley said...

haha I love it! I'm so glad the only part I watched was of the foot guy. What a freakin psyco! And I totally forgot about the whole "at the end of the day" crap... let's hope she realized how ridiculous she sounded last season and move on to a new saying!

E-Lo said...

Hey, I thought you were NOT going to watch "The Bachelorette" b/c you hate Jillian. What changed your mind? Ohhh let me guess... you're addicted to the show!!!!!! Ha ha haaaa... me too :)

Krista said...

kiptyn and ed are my faves too! and the foot guy was WAY too creepy. but i can't believe she kept JUAN. he gives me a weird vibe.

anyway ... SO happy to have your recaps coming again. :)

Jonathan and Carley said...

SO I have to admit that I wasnt going to watch this season because, like you, Jillian bugs me, but after reading that you were going to watch it and provide recaps I decided that it was worth putting up with her to read what you had to say! You crack me up and I usually feel the same way- foot fettish freak has got to go but I did like Kypton. Cant wait for next week!

Unknown said...

Jami-You're hilarious!!! I love reading about what you have so say about the bachelor and now the bachelorette. I have to agree with you though I really liked Ed and Kiptyn. And there's one other guy and I missed the very end so I don't even know who she kept but the guy from Argentina was ok too I thouhgt???

mickell said...

I missed it! So thanks for the update. I figured I wouldn't miss much with it being the 1st (always lame) episode

Shea Smith said...

Jami???? When are you going to chicago? We are going sometime in June and wanted to see if we could go at the same time. Could be fun!!!